Having never attended an adult motorcycle rally, choosing your fist to attend can be difficult. Do your homework and make your first experience a great one.
Apprehension of the unknown keeps many a wanting lady biker from taking the plunge and committing to their first adult motorcycle rally. Undoubtedly, if the idea to attending a biker rally of this nature is in their head, they are ready to go, so let’s see if we can help to clear the air and get these lovely ladies dressed up and ready to rally!
Pick Your Adult Motorcycle Rally Wisely
Not every event coined as an adult motorcycle rally is really an adult motorcycle rally. First and foremost, if you really intend on taking in the adult rally experience, the first thing you want to do is to select a rally that is clearly advertised as 21 and over, doing so will weed out many of the wannabe adult bike rallies and avoid a countless number of issues that almost always occur as a result of poorly behaving pre-adults in participation. The next thing you want to be sure of is that it is really a “Biker” rally. Unfortunately there are a number of adult events that make the claim of being a biker rally but in reality they are nothing more than adult events that happen to be attended by a small number of bikers. Not that there is anything wrong with these events but if you are expecting to enjoy the lifestyle and respect that is given by bikers, steer clear of these non-biker adult events as they will only sour your desire to attend another adult event.
What to Expect at an Adult Motorcycle Rally
We’re going to go ahead and assume that the possibility of seeing adults in various stages of undress will come as no surprise to you as this is common knowledge to anyone choosing to attend an adult motorcycle rally. Other than that, adult motorcycle rallies are actually pretty laid back, except for all the parting, loud bands and bikers doing burn-outs.
But in all serious, other than the nudity aspect, true adult motorcycle rallies are not much different than a good biker bar where like minded people share good times and brother/sisterhood. Maybe the best way to get a good idea of any particular adult motorcycle rally is to find a website that has rally photos of the event you wish to attend. Viewing these photos should give you an idea goes on at the event you are considering.
What do you Expect from Yourself?
If you have not asked yourself this question yet, now is a good time. There are a number of reasons people attend adult motorcycle rallies and it’s better to know the answer now than wait until you get there and are unprepared. For many, it’s just a great way to get away from the confines of the mainstream world, for others it’s the bands and company and of course some go for the adult style activities but for most, it’s a combination for all of the above. In regards to the adult activities you’ll need to know for yourself if you are going as a spectator or plan on being a participator. If you have even the slightest inkling of possibility baring more of yourself than you would at a public beach, be sure to pack yourself a few different choices in rally apparel so that you don’t end up improvising once you get there. If you are not really sure if or how much of yourself you might end up showing, plan for all possibilities. While some women will occasionally lift there shirt to flash their breasts others will walk around in little more than boots, booty shorts and cheep plastic beads.
But the typical free spirited biker lady will wear rally apparel that falls someplace in between. Sheer tops, thongs & chaps, bikini tops and nipple pasties are common attire at adult rallies and often what you start out wearing is far more than you end up wearing. Just be prepared and do what feels good to you.
Are you Considered Entering the Wet T-Shirt Contest?
The wet t-shirt contest is the centerpiece of most adult motorcycle rallies and, depending on the size of the rally, can yield form just a few participants on up to a couple dozen or even more. The best bike rally wet t-shirt contest do not allow “ringers” to enter, you know, those bikini model gals that hope from one amateur contest to the next just to grab up the prize money. The coolest thing about bike rally wet t-shirt contests as it’s all in fun. Sure there is prize money involved but most of the women are just in it for the party. The crowd cares little if the participant is a 22 year old hard body or a 55 year old mom of 3, they show respect for any woman that has the courage to get up on the stage and strut her stuff for the sheer entertainment of the on-looking rally goers.
Plan ahead if you think you might be entering the wet t-shirt contest. In most cases they will provide you with a t-shirt but in some, it’s enter with what you have on so do a little pre-planning and make sure that your top will have the desired effect when it is wet and it is also something that can be opened or removed with little difficulty. You’ll also want to know the details of the particular contest you are entering as well. At adult motorcycle rallies true “wet t-shirt” contest really do not exist anymore, the t-shirt is just a formality that usually lasts for all of 30 seconds or so before it gets tossed into the crowd. If being topless on stage is not for you then these contest are not either. Some are pure skin to win and by the final round will have some at least some of the final contestants buck naked on the stage, but this is by no means a requirement and many biker ladies will enter with no intention at all to take it all off. In most cases the final couple of rounds the biker ladies on stage will be down to bikini bottoms or panties. And just as with your top, if you think you’ll be stripping down this far or further, put a little though into what you have on as a wet pair of your tightest fitting jeans will be difficult to remove on-stage.
The one thing you need to remember is that NOTHING is mandatory and if you head up on stage and change your mind after the second round, no harm, no foul, just simply exit stage left.
People Taking Photos
Of course, were there are women showing their breasts there will be guys with cameras.
If you are opposed to having your photo taken, simply say so however, it will be difficult to avoid all cameras if your chosen attire attracts attention. In reality the vast majority of those taking photos are harmless and are doing so for their own personal photo collection and even those photos that do find their way to the internet are almost exclusively posted on biker related website with little chance of straying into the wrong hands however, this is something you should keep in mind if by the chance you choose to engage in activities that might be considered objectionable to family and co-workers.
The best advise anyone can give you when you finally do attend your first adult motorcycle rally is to enjoy yourself and take little steps. It’s easy to get caught up in the energy of the party and with the help of a few drinks lose track of their inhibitions and better senses.